When girls are rejected we turn it inward and blame ourselves for not being prettier. Yes, they have that much power. So learn how to eat pussy and start memorizing lines from Will Ferrell comedies like your sex life depends on it. Because it does. Have you ever seen a foot come out of a high heel after several hours of wear? Not a pretty sight, no matter how expensive the shoe. They are red, puffy, and pissed off. Dress-up is fun. So save the heels for museum galas and dancing naked for your boyfriend and rethink the penny loafer. C is for Chick Lit.
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A podcast on Sex, Relationships, Lifestyles and Love. Host Dreyah Bangz and Mz. Utopia sit down and discussion what they did on their off time.
However, your human, you want to build intimacy with someone. And the new person that has come into your life represents all sorts of emotional and physical possibilities. You and said new lovely soul have been on a few dates. The level of communication has been impressive. Strong as black coffee kinda strong. They touch base with you daily. Consistency has been there from day one. Vulnerability naturally springs from the both of you. You know that they want to stop working as an Accountant by forty and open a yoga studio, they are comfortable with the energy you are putting into your acting career. Plus, they are hot as hell.
